We Could Go Sailin'

Across the North Atlantic Ocean..

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shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

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theboywasonhisown:

ohhhhmarkiloosecontrol:

Torey & Angelica Wedding

Ted Sablay + Torey + Angelica + Ted’s Girl + Lisa Vannucci 

I think Lisa is so freaking beautiful! I love her. <333

That is one cute lil wedding dress, they make a beautiful couple and Ted’s girl is so lovely. 

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In which Dr. Sexy blew my mind. (Or, 6 degrees of Dr. Sexy)

harspoon:

firebreathingsquirrels:

oliveswristbands:

Dean is a fanboy of the show Dr. Sexy, M.D., with an arguable crush on Dr. Sexy.

Dr. Sexy, M.D. is a send-up of Grey’s Anatomy,where the sexy doctor is nicknamed McDreamy. 

McDreamy is played by Patrick Dempsey.

Patrick Dempsey and Jensen Ackles played lovers in the 2001 mini-series, Blonde.

The kicker? Patrick’s character was named “Cass.”

HOLY SHIT

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Dude, STFU

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